For those of you who haven't seen this commercial, you probably should. This is really the kind of stuff that makes it easy to not have a TV. For some in depth analysis of this Extremely Gross and Extremely Girthy video check out this article from Slate.
glowing_fish or Matt, as we sometimes call him, has asked what team he's on. I can definately say he's Extremely Unique (which reminds me of a joke about two rabbits that's Extremely Corny).